socioeconomic models

socialism - you have 2 cows, andyou give one to your neighbour.

communism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both and gives you milk.

facism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both and sells you milk.

nazism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both and shoots you.

bureaucratism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.

surrealism - you have 2 giraffes. the govt requires you to take harmonical lessons.

an american corp - you have 2 cows. you sell one, and force the other to produce milk of four cows. later you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

the arther andersen model - you have 2 cows. you shred them.

a french corp - you have 2 cows. you go on strke, riot and block the roads because you want 3 cows.

a jap corp - you have 2 cows. you redesign them so they are 10times smaller and produce 20times the milk.

a german corp - you have 2 cows. you re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

an italian corp - you have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. you decide to have lunch [OMG SO TRUE. HAHAAHAHAHAHA]

a swiss corp - you have 5000 cows. none of them belong to you. you charge owners for storing them.

a chinese corp - you have 2 cows. you have 300 people milking them, you claim you have high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

an indian corp - you have 2 cows. you worship them.

a british corp - you have 2 cows. both are mad.

an iraqi corp - everyone thinks you have lots of cows. you tell them that you haev no cows but they still invade your country. you still have no cows but at least now you are part of a democracy..

a welsh corp - you have 2 cows. the one on the left looks very attractive.

an aussie corp - you have 2 cows. business seems pretty good. you close the office for the day and go for a few beers to celebrate.

hahahahahahhaa. omgg damn funny!

hanging round, downtown by myself
and i had so much time to sit down and think about myself
and there she was
like double cherry pie, yeah there she was
like disco superfly

i smell sex and candy here
who's that lounging in my chair
who's that casting devious stares at my direction
mama, this surely is a dream
yeah mama, this surely is a dream
dig it

hanging round, downtown by myself when i had too much caffine
and i was thinking about myself and there she was
in platform double suede
yeah there she was
like disco lemonade

i smell sex and candy here
who's that lunging in my chair
who's that casting devious stares at my direction?
mama, this surely is a dream
yeah mama, this surely is a dream

i smell sex and candy here
who's that lounging in my chair
who's that casting devious stares at my direction
mama, this surely is a dream
yeah mama, this surely is a dream

marcy playground - sex and candy

andelu andelu andelu
hurhurhurhur :)

this lizard caused a great comotion at home.
it is about 3-4 meters long. it's eating the koi in the pond.
it's probably feasting on the coconuts as well and of course terrifying my BOY, TOBEY and COREY. idiot.
and of course terrifying everyone in my family except yifah who has taken a liking to it and is feeding it! hahahahahaha.
i wonder how these lizards find their way from the zoo/sungeibuloh/i dont know where else to our house. hahahhaha.
and so we called the zoo hoping that they would wanna have another lizard added to their collection, but apparently they have way too many lizards and proposed we keep it as a pet. hahahaha and of course that means it never left the house which equals to my family not leaving the house at night. ahahahahahahahahaha.
and my brother just told me about how it was crossing the drive way one day just when he was coming home, and he had to stop the car a LONG time for it to cross to the other side. hah. i bet my brother was damn scared.

I MISS HOME :) buttt. i'm going home soon!