paiseh. i'm blog whoring. but this is HILARIOUS. from facebook. hahahhaa.
socioeconomic models
socialism - you have 2 cows, andyou give one to your neighbour.
communism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both and gives you milk.
facism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both and sells you milk.
nazism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both and shoots you.
bureaucratism - you have 2 cows. the state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk away.
surrealism - you have 2 giraffes. the govt requires you to take harmonical lessons.
an american corp - you have 2 cows. you sell one, and force the other to produce milk of four cows. later you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
the arther andersen model - you have 2 cows. you shred them.
a french corp - you have 2 cows. you go on strke, riot and block the roads because you want 3 cows.
a jap corp - you have 2 cows. you redesign them so they are 10times smaller and produce 20times the milk.
a german corp - you have 2 cows. you re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
an italian corp - you have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. you decide to have lunch [OMG SO TRUE. HAHAAHAHAHAHA]
a swiss corp - you have 5000 cows. none of them belong to you. you charge owners for storing them.
a chinese corp - you have 2 cows. you have 300 people milking them, you claim you have high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
an indian corp - you have 2 cows. you worship them.
a british corp - you have 2 cows. both are mad.
an iraqi corp - everyone thinks you have lots of cows. you tell them that you haev no cows but they still invade your country. you still have no cows but at least now you are part of a democracy..
a welsh corp - you have 2 cows. the one on the left looks very attractive.
an aussie corp - you have 2 cows. business seems pretty good. you close the office for the day and go for a few beers to celebrate.
hahahahahahhaa. omgg damn funny!
