Monday, January 08, 2007

I'M TURNING 20! the reality of it struck me when i met up with the hockers and one of us's already hit the big 2 0! hahahaha. HUIJIA. lao ah ma liao. can see wrinkles! :) hahahahaa. shucks. so now, before i hit 20, let's review my life.

age 0-3: can't remember nuts

age 3: my grandfather died and i moved to singapore.

age 3+: i had jaundice and my mother piled a few pillows on the makeup table so that i would be sitting right under the light. me being the little active baby, roll here and there and WHOOSH. i fall off the the table. about 2metres to the ground. THUD. maybe that's why i'm a little retarded now. hahahaha :) maybe :)

age 4: all i did was sit infront of the television and watched cartoons NON STOP. and i would watch the same ones over and over again. and i had an invisible friend :) i would talk to her/him everyday and play funny games like, selling fish to a doctor to cure the patient who was allergic to fish. told you i was a whacked up kid.

age 5: i started kindergarden

age 5+: i was kicked out of my first kindergarden because i was so naughty and violent. hahaha.

age 6: i toned down a bit. sang and danced in my graduating recital. and because i was so naughty once, i was told to go to a corner and pull my ears while everyone practiced for the recital. and i remembering promising myself that i would marry my two girlfriends. hmm lesbian tendencies since young. hmmm. food for thought. oh and i was so curious about how jerry always tripped tom in the tom&jerry cartoons, i tried it in kindergarden. and the boy fell and cried and bled!! :( i was a DAMN EVIL kid. wahhh. can't believe it.

age 7: i was 1hour early on the first day of school so i sat in the middle of the hall and read my enid blyton. wah studious or not. then everyone started arriving and i met my first friend, whom eventually left for australia. so anyhow. i didn't cry on the first day of school and i made friends fairly quickly. talk about being MODEST. hah. and i was bullied by RGPS girls! 'cause i took the school bus and i remember how my mother came home that day to scold the girls and i stopped taking school bus to school from that day on. hahaha and i did not know how to defend myself. can you beat that! i moved to my new house in maryland drive. been staying here ever since.

age 8: i remember having really long hair and waking up at 545. to take a short nap at 620. i remember eating eggs every breakfast and fish every lunch! ahh! crazy! :) hahahaha. maybe that was when i grew a brain. hahah my first chinese tuition teacher. and i remember how my school chinese teacher would always pull on my PIGTAILS. beat that. PIGTAILS. OH! i joined BALLET! hahahaahahahaahahahhha the biggest joke of the century please. that yaer my family went mad, we bought like 3dogs and had 2 more dogs given to us! hahahaha :) there was golden, boy, max were bought from the pet shop. then gentle and champion were given to us by my piano teacher just before he quit teaching us. hahahahaa. must be we were damn bad students, or maybe it's just me. oh i was in swimming! and i quit because they told me that i needed to cut my hair so that i could swim faster. not like i wasn't fast enough! hurhur. DAMN HUMBLE.

age 9: champion died from poisioning. i remember being damn sad. sigh. for a while i hated going to school, like had a fear of going to school. no idea what happened. then i walked home and totally scared the shit out of everybody. damn funny. kids. hahhaha. then i remember joining brownies. and before i could graduate from being a tweenie to a brownie, i was told to quit. hahaha i can't really remember why. maybe i did not have the values of a brownie. hurhur. i joined mini tennis. what else. hmm.

age 10: my first crush. hahah don't intend to reveal the name. and i learned to use fuck. hahaha from my crush some more. i joined netball. i chopped off my long hair. met my best friend, the fake hongkie, chen minyi.

age 11: was the only prefect that could ever get scolded in front of the whole school. hahaah this is hilarious. i was a prefect. how zai am i! hahahahahahahaha. shit and i was DAMN fierce. i would shout and everything and every time anyone had problem confirm will call me one, and i would put them in their place because i had such a presence. wah HUMBLE SIA.

age 12: psle. hurhuruhr my chinese really cannot make it. i remember the showdown between rgps girls and me. hurhurhur. HILARIOUS. they were damn cool la, wear jackets and all. and i was like damn kaobei last time. hahahaha not like i'm not now! then there was the whole, wild wild west thing. my p6 class was how zai. we won every interclass competition! wah lauu hots or not. mIRC and ICQ was DAMN HOT stuff. ahahah eugene weee. hahahahahahha. this is hilarious. ALL THOSE MEMORIES.

age 13: crescent girls' school. i remember how me and my mother would be like trying to devise the shortest way to school and we winded up like starting the little thing in the car that counts the mileage. what is it called? hahaha anyway. and i remember how the seniors kaobei me like SHIT 'cause i wore a black sports bra to school everyday when iw as not supposed to but i did not know i was not allowed to! hockey came into my life! i joined src training at the padang. wah i remember. it was like the 5 of us. shanna, stef, mavis, me and qing. then the henry parkers were damn mad that i hung out with them less and like we had friction! i remember. wahhh. that sucked. hahaah. then trainings at temasek poly! damn far la. being in c div. then meeting fiona who asked me to join the age group national team. i was how excited about it!

age 14: i joined src. first u21 i played with them. i was so young and toot. then i was captain for cdiv with qing. we got 3rd. but we won 7aside! we were how onz man. i remmeber having alot of penpals. i remember my first milo cup and how my back totally broke. hahahahaha. HILARIOUS>

age 15: bdivision. we got 3rd again. quite sad. we were a good team. then i joined combined schools and earned my first zonal colours and national colours. i went for my 2nd milo cup, captained it this time. was in class 3c3 with like 8 other hockers. and i was always SLEEPING and pissing the hell out of mr loh. hahahahaha. shit and i always laugh damn loudly in class. damnit. damn sad. i got hopitalized like free. hurhurhur :)

age 16: the year we almost won the bdiv champ and killed off northland hopes. we were so close. we were damn good. ahhh damn emotional year. and we always seem to think about it when we all gather. hurhur. joined the national team right after bdiv. went to korea with the national team and learnt a hell alot. missed test series for prelims. i scored like 25 for prelims. i remember how coaches were calling me up during that period and i was psychoed to go to rj by xinn. and i remember how the crescent girls wanted to stick together and all go to acjc but in the end we all went our different ways. hahaha damn sad la. junior asia cup!! hahahha i was like DEFENDER CAN. hahahahahah shit damn FUNNY.

age 17: acjc for first three months. dressed up as a boy. was sent home from orientation for my hair colour and uniform and what else? gurmit hated me like shit. fun o rama. 1sg2! hahahaha so fun! meeting the rj hockers for the first time. damn traumatised. meeting my class for the first time and how everyone just totally didn't wanna talk to me because i was like damn pakia. I'M SURE LA. WHO THE HECK CAN I BEAT UP. damn sad. i was damn lonely for the first hour. hahahaha :) my first 4nations. met andrew ang :)

age 18: a division. we were so good! seriously we only had 2 experienced hockey players and the team was like how pro. but we trained damn bloody hard. like everyday. run/stickwork/shortcorner/gym. that was like all we did. i took time off from hockey to study. andrew ang became my boyfriend. hahahahaha. i wonder if he regrets it. hahaha too bad you are stuck with me! okay that's damn sad thing la. anyway. hmmm. study study study. finally passed all my subjects during prelims. COOC6. then a levels i got BCDB3. big improvement don't you think? :) hahaha shit i'm praising myself.

age 19: worked as a teacher at catholic high and met devils. new coach. trials for national team. 4nations. won premier league. applied for university. got into nyu, umich and purdue. winded up choosing nyu. got my license. left home to live alone. travelled alone all around the world. ate too much. broke my bed and got a new one. put on a slang. zouked for the first time. did alot of first time clubbing. hurhur. mountain tortoise! got addicted to house/niptuck and all that.

age 20: in a few more days :)

that's my life. exciting not?!

pau

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